It's a full time job being a newspaper editor so it's lucky he doesn't have any other commitments....
Here's a few tips to make life a little bit easier for him:
1. Don't hack any phones
Should probably go without saying but there you go
2. Know when to say sorry
3. Bring a packed lunch.
There will be no time for fancy lunches out when you've got a deadline to meet.
4. And while we're on that topic, take in food with you that you can eat with one hand so you can carry on typing while you eat. Pasties are a great example.
5. Know your patch
How you can expect to do a good job if you're not familiar with the area you cover?
Google Maps highlights the distance between Tatton and London
6. Get your qualifications
You have to pass a variety of exams including media law and 100 words per minute shorthand to get a job in this industry
7. Be politically neutral
8. Be prepared for long hours
Breaking news can occur at any time of day or night
9. Be dedicated
As we said above, breaking news can occur at any time so you may have to drop any previous commitments to ensure you're doing the best possible job for your readers
10. Be wary of fake news
Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) March 17, 2017
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