The Invisible Man decided That although he is our MP The job would only take 10 minutes a week - He has other commitments, you see!
When he’s not busy as an editor Or making (lucrative) speeches to the nation He will be working on the HS2 case, Or attending BlackRock deliberations.
The poor deluded Northerners, Who thought he’d be on their case, Have found that all his talk so fine Is just an empty space.
For the only thing that George is all for Is the promotion of himself - Anything that’s not in London Will be put on his back shelf.
But the voters may remember All of these events, with glee: They will gladly get revenge upon him By voting wild and free!
For being the absent MP for Tatton Plus so many things as well Could result in the very welcome Return of Martin Bell.
Linda Coleman Knutsford
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